Navigating our Channels

A short piece of advice: Should you find yourself in this telegram group and don’t know what is going on or are worried that you just spent your hard-earned money on a group titled “Autist Kitchen,” then please bear with us. Give yourself time to look around, listen, and see what others think of your plays. Over a couple of weeks, you’ll be welcoming the next generation of little Autists and telling them what shitcoins to buy because the last one made you $5k. Crypto moves at a fast pace, and so will we.

🎙️ Announcements

You’ll find announcements regarding any events and reminders you may need!  

You may be asking yourself, “Where are all the calls?” “Why are there only 2 calls in the last 5 days in the Alpha channel?” Well, this group is the answer.

The subjects of discussion are coins listed on exchanges. You will find calls from Admins at the most random times on coins nobody has ever heard from, a market-wide 15% FTX collapse, and the US government making crypto ownership punishable by death. There is a real chance you will see a one-liner in the ranging channel: “Just bought 50k worth of coin xyz.” Chances are, this will be the one coin to net you a 30% spot gain over the next few days.

The calls here are closer to how our analysts trade. There’s some high-conviction information, higher-risk, higher-reward trade setups, and some lotto punts. Keep an eye on the pinned messages for the good stuff!

If you’re a normie with a job, life, wife, and kids and would rather spend time with them than staring at a group chat for 12 hours/day, don’t stress! The important calls are always pinned at the top of the chat. Should you have the liberty of spending 12 hours of your free time in this chat but are just learning the ropes, then we recommend the following:

1. Read the pinned chat messages that will bring you up to speed.

2. Stick to what admins say.

3. When someone else suggests, do your research first! Or risk checking the charts and watching as someone loses 2.5k longing at the top with 20x leverage.

4. Ask if you missed something, or get a second opinion before you enter a trade. Everyone is helpful here!

5. Don’t post trades with leverage over 20x; they will be deleted. Using high leverage (over 2-7x max) is strongly discouraged.

6. Do not post memecoins from the Autist Kitchen in here, that’s not what this is for, and you’ll make yourself unpopular. The exceptions are when admins find a really good opportunity.

Helpful Terms:

• “NL” - Newsletter

• “Spot bag” - your spot holdings of a coin

# Autist Kitchen

High risk, low reward is the motto here. These are easily some of the highest ROI trades across the board. This chat never sleeps, and you will find members recommending coins 24/7. We try to protect our community from scams, but the community may believe in a coin that goes south anyway. That’s just the way it works. Sometimes, these memecoin exchanges are called “PvP” because people viciously try to take your money here, even more so than regular exchanges. These coins are primarily traded with Solana, so be mindful of that.

 Helpful Terms:

• “Rugged” = scam, where the guys who made the coin sell their shares of the coins to you and then fuck off after you spent all your savings on it.

• “PvP” = player versus player.

• “Devs” = guys who made the coin.

• “Ape” = just like a monkey, you will smash that button and get rich.

• “Ca” = Contract address, to which you will send your hard-earned money in exchange for a coin named after Joe Biden's dog.

• “I just aped 5 into cumrocket” - most likely translates to “I purchased 5 Solana worth of cumrocket coin”, which also translates to “I’m an Autist” or “I am very, very wealthy.”

🎮 Gaming Chat

Chat about the latest gaming coins. You’ll find some very lucrative long-term plays here. 

💱 Stocks & Options

Do you know what the 18th sentence of chapter 5 of the Intelligent Investor book says? If so, please go somewhere else. The group chat suggests stocks and options, particularly regarding the Newsletter calls on options. 

💸 Farming

Best options for staking and farming. There are lots of smart guys in there.

🧠 Mind Wizdom

A place to share or listen, primarily to encourage people to value their mental health and improve their trading psychology. Remember, everyone has bad days or months, or things don’t seem to be adding up quite right. You’re always welcome to share or get advice, don’t forget you’re never alone, especially not with 1000’s of like minded autists one click away.

🏖 Lounge Chat

Talk about anything and everything. From traveling to good food, this is a space to connect with others and share your thoughts!

 📚 The Edge - An Association of Tools by Associazione

Most people say this is our community's most valuable aspect beyond the money-printing calls. Every Wednesday at 5 pm EST, Asso and other esteemed analysts discuss the current markets and teach about their trading strategies, value gaps, long-term investments, and money management. They will also cover live tickers and answer your questions. If you can’t make it, watch the recordings, but this is hands down the first place to start and the fastest way to cover your investment in this community.